askdascout:

thebluitalianspy:

"If there’s wine or alcohol in between, it’s on."

"Alcohol would most definitely make witnessing the argument a lot easier. Not gonna lie."

"And it would be a lot more fun." The spy put the sunglasses away, staring at Scout with a giant grin. "So. Wanna do it?"

when-worlds-collide96:

a-fierce-macaw:

very cute but also: DO NOT hold a bird like this for more than a few moments, if that. Birds do not have a diaphragm. They expand their lungs by raising their entire ribcage, and a hold like this — especially on a tiny bird like a budgie — could easily suffocate them accidentally.
If you do need to hold or restrain a budgie for any reason, you should use the bander’s grip, which looks about like this:
 (source)
 (source, also shows a variety of less-secure holds for other purposes)
This hold, done right, puts no pressure on a budgie’s ribcage, allowing them to breathe freely and you to hold your bird safely! and safety is the most important thing for our small birdie friends.
If you want to kiss your bird, try taming them! It requires more time and patience, and that your bird cooperates and is in the right frame of mind (gee, how about that?) but it’ll be a lot more rewarding and won’t traumatize or injure your budgie! Even if your budgie doesn’t warm up to kissing, they’ll be much happier if you work to make them comfortable around you, and happier budgies mean happier budgie owners!

Very well said!
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when-worlds-collide96:

a-fierce-macaw:

very cute but also: DO NOT hold a bird like this for more than a few moments, if that. Birds do not have a diaphragm. They expand their lungs by raising their entire ribcage, and a hold like this — especially on a tiny bird like a budgie — could easily suffocate them accidentally.

If you do need to hold or restrain a budgie for any reason, you should use the bander’s grip, which looks about like this:

 (source)

 (source, also shows a variety of less-secure holds for other purposes)

This hold, done right, puts no pressure on a budgie’s ribcage, allowing them to breathe freely and you to hold your bird safely! and safety is the most important thing for our small birdie friends.

If you want to kiss your bird, try taming them! It requires more time and patience, and that your bird cooperates and is in the right frame of mind (gee, how about that?) but it’ll be a lot more rewarding and won’t traumatize or injure your budgie! Even if your budgie doesn’t warm up to kissing, they’ll be much happier if you work to make them comfortable around you, and happier budgies mean happier budgie owners!

Very well said!

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WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY A GAME FOR A LONG TIME AND FORGET THE CONTROLS

  • me: *tries to talk to a character*
  • me: *accidentally sets said character on fire*
  • jackfrostciicle:

    fe-liscatus:

    mamakarkat:

    WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

    wow,

    amen sista

    Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

    askdascout:

    "Not the RED versus BLU argument again…"

    "If there’s wine or alcohol in between, it’s on."

    [laughs i bet it was going to go to francis ]

    // You can’t really tell, that’s the good part of being a multi-ship blog. :v Mweheheh.

    Your character walks in on mine having a violent flashback and is forced to pin them down for both of their safety. Send me, ‘wake up’ for my character’s reaction/coming to with yours still on top of them.

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    Anonymous asked:
    Dear person I like,

    "…Fuck this." The spy mumbled, smashing the paper into a ball and sending it against the trash can.